GOSSIP: Baby Momma Drama....

Dear Dirk, what were you thinking? Dirk Nowitski has joined the ranks of the now infamous star athletes who are repeatedly blinded by sex-goggles. Dirk plays for the Dallas Mavericks, let me add he is a STAR player for the Mavericks, no doubt. So does someone want to tell me WHY he had that crazy grifter Crystal Taylor living in his house? Why were they "engaged?" And WHY did he have unprotected sex with her and get her pregnant? Why do these pro athletes hate wearing condoms? Why do they insist on leaving babies all over the country? Why, why why? LOL, well Dirk's "girl" is now serving a sentence for fraud in a Missouri jail. Yep, she's pregnant and in jail.....*sigh* I like Dirk, I hope he gets through this drama. At least he is a stand up guy. He says that if the baby is his, he will seek full custody. That is a first for these guys I think!! Kudos to Dirk for coming to his senses and being willing to accept his responsibilities! That's looking on the bright side of a bad situation. :)

Wassup Venus and Serena!!

My girls have advanced to WIMBLEDON! I'm ecstatic and proud as usual. Venus is going for a THREEPEAT, meaning she wants to try and win her third straight Wimbledon title. It's also very possible that Venus and Serena would match up for the finals! They've done it before, so it would be nothing new but no less exciting notwithstanding. I might even watch it this year!! I heard it thru the grapevine that tennis legends like Chris Everett and Martina Navratilova are complaining about all of the "grunting" and "squealing" that the current tennis hotties are doing now. Laugh out loud. They say it is distracting and maybe, even possibly "cheating" because it's purpose is to throw their opponent off. Oh good lord. Anyway, I don't see how grunting and squealing could be more distracting than Serena's azz. Okay, ladies, which body would you rather have: Serena bootylicious and musclefied chic, or Venus curve-challenged, thin, and elegant? That's a tough one isn't it. I like both girls just the way they are!

It's ON!

Floyd Mayweather Jr has been cleared to fight Manuel Marquez on September 19th. Mayweather had suffered a broken rib while training, so they canceled the original fight date. Floyd is kind of a cutey! He was retired, but came out to fight his way into the ring with Manny Pacquiao. Pacquiao is slated by some as the best EVER in his weight class and might even beat Mayweather, who holds the lightweight champ title. So plan on your guy being busy on the aforementioned date!

Yao! Oh no!

It looks like Yao Ming will be out longer than just next season! You know him, right? Big 7 footer Chinese player who plays for the Houston Rockets. He's the ultimate BIG man in the game. He broke his foot in this past playoff season while playing my boys the Lakers. I feel for him, he's still young and has a whole career as a player yet ahead of him and he just got married. Godspeed Yao!

MIXED MARTIAL ARTS: A Small Tutorial

Okay girls, MMA, or Mixed Martial Arts, is the hottest thing since stilletos and it's here to stay! I'm quite sure you've heard those three little letters slip out of men's mouths in bars and wondered why your guy just has to go to Hooters every month to meet up with the guys and watch this stuff. No, he's not really going to just look at the Hooter girls. MMA is actually a fun sport to watch! Let me explain it a little bit...it is a contact sport that mixes boxing, wrestling, brazilian jiujitsu, and kick boxing all into one big recipe of energetic mayhem in a ring. There are many organizations that sponsor MMA events, such as, Dream, World Extreme Cagefighting (yeah, I know a cage?), Affliction, and the most famous UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship). UFC also sponsors a reality show every year with the same name. The sport is complete with it's own set of hotties, some of the best altheltic bodies I've ever seen, and surprisingly handsome faces being that they get pounded there quite often. But here's the clincher...WOMEN do it too! Yes, women train and compete in MMA events, and some of them are pretty! Check out my girl Gina Carano. Some guy names to look for are Georges St. Pierre, Anderson Silva, Rashad Evans, Andrei Arlofsky, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, and Chiekh Kongo. And get this, the sport is getting so popular, Shaq is reported to be training to do it right now! LOL. Anyway, I'll have more on this fantastic sport, but if you have any questions about it ask away! And try to hang out with your guy at Hooters sometimes and watch it, it really is loads of fun!
UPDATE: Andrei Arlofsky was dropped from the Affliction organization! Oh dear! Hopefully he'll come back to UFC, but he's gotta win some fights and stop just looking pretty.

Sports news!

Just a few tidbits...The USA Track and Field Championships are on today at 5 pm on ESPN. Check out the hotties with the tight running gear on! :)
*SIGH* The NBA Draft was really quite boring yesterday (definitely in light of the Michael Jackson tragedy). It was also trumped by the Shaq/Cav trading drama. But congratulations to Blake Griffin who is coming to LA via the Clippers! Maybe he'll breath some life into them old boys...how much are Clipper tickets now, five dollahs??
AND Bret Farve seems to be intent on thoroughly pissing off his poor wife. He just doesn't want to stay home on the farm with her! He might be playing with the Minnesota Vikings this season. So TIRED of him! Ugh!

Where Are the Sexy Jerseys At?!

Girls, after my boys the Lakers won the NBA Championships, I just knew it was time...time to finally get my Kobe jersey! LOL. I went to Footlocker and all they had were HUGE jerseys, like L to XXXL. I wanted to look cute in my jersey, not like I was wearing it to bed. I even went to the girly Footlocker and guess what? NO JERSEY'S at all! I all but gave up, and finally made my way to a store that sold sports t-shirts. Low and behold, hanging on the wall were my Laker jerseys! BUT they were in child sizes. I thought a minute...then I said, hey...maybe I can fit these DDs into a child size large. I took the chance and got one. And listen, it was even a bargain buy because the price was twenty dollars less than the adult (male) jerseys. When I got home I couldn't wait to try it on, and TADOW! perfect fit. I immediately told my Laker loving friend I found it and he said "congratualtions, your not a Laker jersey virgin any more." Haha. I had a conversation with my buddy today and he asked me "why do women wear such ugly sports jerseys? Can't SUMBODY come up with a sexy design for women who are bent on wearing those things?" I told him my jersey story and he thought it was a good idea. I think there are some companies that make jersey's for women, but I have to research that. Nevertheless, I agree, it's okay to support you team ladies, but PLEASE be a diva about it! Smooches.

Shaq to the Cavaliers!!

I was sitting at the ESPN Zone with my girlfriends, and as usual listening to all the girl talk about Lamar Odom and his great body, Dwight Howard and his arms, and I was thinking more about the announcement that Shaquille O’Neil was traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers. I was sitting there with my girls, sipping on my signature Sangria, and thinking "Wait a minute...I think I like Shaq (maybe a little) but is he not the biggest franchise whore in the NBA?" Very promiscuous, very very. Oh, don't get me wrong, I mean professionally, when it comes to staying with a team, ahem. So, the Cavaliers are his new flavor of the month. And we're not supposed to know that this is CLEARLY a ploy to team up with LeBron so they can double team my boy Kobe? We know that trades are a part of the business, teams trading up or trading down but it seems that something is not right here. Do you feel me? Shaquille O’Neil is perhaps one of the most dominant big men of all time and it seems like sending him to the Cavs is like adding a big weave on top of another weave. Doing too much! I've heard experts say that it was more about the Cavs feeling bad about their devastating loss to the Orlando Magic. So they want to have an answer for them come next season. Sorry, I don't buy this. I think Kobe is such a pervasive figure in the NBA that Shaq can't STAND the fact that he won an NBA title with his boys. I think, although I hate to say this, that perhaps even LeBron is on the "must defeat Kobe" bandwagon. NO! Say it ain't so! I love me some Lebron James too. Cute smile, boyish looks trapped in a man’s body. It would be an even more perfect world if Kobe and LeBron could be the gruesome twosome playing together instead of this Shaq and LeBron garbage. Well, judging by the fact that Shaq didn't seem to really help the Suns shine, and basically seemed to slow down their manner of gameplay, maybe this trade won't mean a thing. But then again, it could mean BIG things. Cavs seem to be a better fit for Shaq than the Suns. The Cavs play a slower paced game, something Shaq is good at. Dear lord, does this mean they'll be adding a new puppet to those adorable Kobe/LeBron commercials? Does Nike sign endorsement contracts with practically has been ball players. Nah!!!! Now let me get back to the conversation and all those great bodies.