Saturday, June 27, 2009

MIXED MARTIAL ARTS: A Small Tutorial

Okay girls, MMA, or Mixed Martial Arts, is the hottest thing since stilletos and it's here to stay! I'm quite sure you've heard those three little letters slip out of men's mouths in bars and wondered why your guy just has to go to Hooters every month to meet up with the guys and watch this stuff. No, he's not really going to just look at the Hooter girls. MMA is actually a fun sport to watch! Let me explain it a little bit...it is a contact sport that mixes boxing, wrestling, brazilian jiujitsu, and kick boxing all into one big recipe of energetic mayhem in a ring. There are many organizations that sponsor MMA events, such as, Dream, World Extreme Cagefighting (yeah, I know a cage?), Affliction, and the most famous UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship). UFC also sponsors a reality show every year with the same name. The sport is complete with it's own set of hotties, some of the best altheltic bodies I've ever seen, and surprisingly handsome faces being that they get pounded there quite often. But here's the clincher...WOMEN do it too! Yes, women train and compete in MMA events, and some of them are pretty! Check out my girl Gina Carano. Some guy names to look for are Georges St. Pierre, Anderson Silva, Rashad Evans, Andrei Arlofsky, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, and Chiekh Kongo. And get this, the sport is getting so popular, Shaq is reported to be training to do it right now! LOL. Anyway, I'll have more on this fantastic sport, but if you have any questions about it ask away! And try to hang out with your guy at Hooters sometimes and watch it, it really is loads of fun!
UPDATE: Andrei Arlofsky was dropped from the Affliction organization! Oh dear! Hopefully he'll come back to UFC, but he's gotta win some fights and stop just looking pretty.

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